We can count the stars on the hood in your father's car. He's a buster anyway, I can take him any day. Look into your eyes, I realize, that I like you so much. That was corny, now I'm horny, can I have a kiss?

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  • Red blog, yeah.
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  • Theme
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  • thecaptains-steaz:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“well behaved poultry” oomg
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im on the highway to hell
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